Two P(J)s

What did one beeraholic ask another?

To pee or not to pee...

And what did one bald man ask another?

Toupee or not toupee...

Shakespeare's Omelette

To beat or not to beat... that is the eggsact question.

Cat and Comma

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws.

A comma has a pause at the end of a clause.

Now, have a good Monday...

Cheers!