Two P(J)s

What did one beeraholic ask another?

To pee or not to pee...

And what did one bald man ask another?

Toupee or not toupee...

Beer and Baldness

Why is it that men lose hair at almost the same time that they gain weight around their middle?

Why does beer lead to a pot-belly? Whereas stale beer is supposed to be a great hair conditioner?

I can either drink the beer and watch it go straight to the centre of my body... or I can let it go stale and use it to get some of my hair back.

Belly and baldness...Why does one always have to choose?