Saturday, August 16, 2008
After 40
Kabhi Kabhi A...
Denmark-USA-China
By Thomas L. Friedman
COPENHAGEN : The Arctic Hotel in Ilulissat, Greenland , is a charming little place on the West Coast, but no one would ever confuse it for a Four Seasons - maybe a One Seasons. But when my wife and I walked back to our room after dinner the other night and turned down our dim hallway, the hall light went on. It was triggered by an energy-saving motion detector. Our toilet even had two different flushing powers depending on - how do I say this delicately - what exactly you're flushing. A two-gear toilet! I've never found any of this at an American hotel. Oh, if only we could be as energy efficient as Greenland !
A day later, I flew back to Denmark . After appointments here in Copenhagen , I was riding in a car back to my hotel at the 6 p.m. rush
hour. And boy, you knew it was rush hour because 50 percent of the traffic in every intersection was bicycles. That is roughly the percentage of Danes who use two-wheelers to go to and from work or school every day here. If I lived in a city that had dedicated bike lanes everywhere, including one to the airport, I'd go to work that way, too. It means less traffic, less pollution and less obesity.
What was most impressive about this day, though, was that it was raining. No matter. The Danes simply donned rain jackets and pants for biking.
Unlike America , Denmark , which was so badly hammered by the 1973 Arab oil embargo that it banned all Sunday driving for a while, responded to that crisis in such a sustained, focused and systematic way that today it is energy independent. (And it didn't happen by Danish politicians making their people stupid by telling them the solution was more offshore drilling.)
What was the trick? To be sure, Denmark is much smaller than us and was lucky to discover some oil in the North Sea . But despite that,
Danes imposed on themselves a set of gasoline taxes, CO2 taxes and building-and- appliance efficiency standards that allowed them to grow their economy and gave birth to a Danish clean-power industry that is one of the most competitive in the world today. Denmark today gets nearly 20 percent of its electricity from wind. America ? About 1 percent.
And did Danes suffer from their government shaping the market with energy taxes to stimulate innovations in clean power? In one word, said Connie Hedegaard, Denmark 's minister of climate and energy: "No." It just forced them to innovate more - like the way Danes recycle waste heat from their coal-fired power plants and use it for home heating and hot water, or the way they incinerate their trash in central stations to provide home heating.
There is little whining here about Denmark having $10-a-gallon gasoline because of high energy taxes. The shaping of the market with
high energy standards and taxes on fossil fuels by the Danish government has actually had "a positive impact on job creation," added
Hedegaard. "For example, the wind industry - it was nothing in the 1970s. Today, one-third of all terrestrial wind turbines in the world
come from Denmark ." In the last 10 years, Denmark 's exports of energy efficiency products have tripled. Energy technology exports rose 8 percent in 2007 to more than $10.5 billion in 2006, compared with a 2 percent rise in 2007 for Danish exports as a whole.
"It is one of our fastest-growing export areas," said Hedegaard.
It is one reason that unemployment in Denmark today is 1.6 percent. In 1973, said Hedegaard, "we got 99 percent of our energy from the Middle East . Today it is zero."
Frankly, when you compare how America has responded to the 1973 oil shock and how Denmark has responded, we look pathetic.
"I have observed that in all other countries, including in America , people are complaining about how prices of [gasoline] are going up,"
Denmark 's prime minister, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, told me.
"The cure is not to reduce the price, but, on the contrary, to raise it even higher to break our addiction to oil. We are going to introduce a new tax reform in the direction of even higher taxation on energy and the revenue generated on that will be used to cut taxes on personal income - so we will improve incentives to work and improve incentives to save energy and develop renewable energy."
Because it was smart taxes and incentives that spurred Danish energy companies to innovate, Ditlev Engel, the president of Vestas -
Denmark's and the world's biggest wind turbine company - told me that he simply can't understand how the U.S. Congress could have just failed to extend the production tax credits for wind development in America.
Why should you care?
"We've had 35 new competitors coming out of China in the last 18 months," said Engel, "and not one out of the U.S."
Friday, August 15, 2008
Rani to Rani
Then we got Billo Rani in Omkara.
The girl next door has morphed into a hot item number.
Polar opposites they were... or are. As actresses and as characters.
Bollywood's come a long way, lady.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Punjabi Dictionary
B is for Backside ~ And it has nothing to do with the rear. It is an instruction to go to the rear of building or block, shop or whatever it may be.
C is for Cloney ~ and is not the process for replicating of the sheep, nor is the first name of it George. It is merely the area whare people live e.g. ‘Defance Cloney’.
E is for Expanditure ~ arbitary spanding of the money.
F is for Fackade ~ and even though it is the sound of a bad word, it is actually just the front of the building (with ‘backside’ being its rear).
G is for Gaddi ~ and the way a Punjabi can speeden his ‘gaddi’ puts any F1 driver to the shame. (If the Grand Prix does come to Dalhi, there is no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake the Balvinder, Jasvinder or
Sukhvinder’s taxi.)
H is for ‘Ho Jayega Ji’ ~ and the moment you hear of that, you have to be vary careful because you can be rest sure it is jast not going to happen.
J is for Jutt ~ which is what the every Punjabi seems to be.
K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc ~ Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses (e.g. ‘Keeping up with the Khuranas, ji’)
L is for Loin ~ who is the king of the jungle.
M is for ‘Mrooti’ ~ the car that an entire generation of Punjabis grew up with.
N is for ‘No Problem Ji.’ ~ To find out how that is working, please to see H.
O is for Oye ~ which can be surprise (Oyye!), greeting (Oyy!), anger (OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy!).
P is for Panj Mint ~ and no matter how near (1 km) or far (100 km) a Punjabi is from you, he always says he will reach in ‘panj mint’.
Q is for Queue ~ the word that jast does not axist in Punjabi vocabulary.
R is for Riks ~ the Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if odds are all aganst him.
S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu ~ all of the who seem to own half the cars in Dalhi. (The other half by their Pappas - like as ‘Sweetie de Pappe di Gaddi’).
T is for the official bird of the Punjab ~ Tandoori Chickkan.
U is whan you lose your sax appeal and become ~ ‘Unkel-ji’
V is for VIP phone numbers ~ @ Rs 15 lakh is the bare minimum.
W is for Whan ~ as in ‘Whan are you coming, ji?’
X is for the many ax-rated words ~ that flow quite freely in all the Punjabi conversations.
Y is for ‘You nonsense’ ~ when axtreme anger replaces the vocabulary in any
shouting between Punjabis.
Z is for Zindgi ~ which finally avry Punjabi knows how to live to the fullast.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Me who?
Friday, August 08, 2008
Butterfly
Saturday, July 26, 2008
The Last Lecture
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Packing for a Vacation
If only we spent as much time figuring out what to leave behind...
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 09, 2008
Harvard Potter
Harry Potter movies I've watched. Glasses I've bought (and worn). His magic has fascinated me and, contradictory as it may seem, I've stayed away from the books only so that I don't become part of the herd that devours every title as soon as it's published.
Then, I find this in, of all places, Harvard.
And the spell is cast... the books must be read, I suppose. even if they're not, this itself is worth every word. Even when it's read over and over again.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Seductive Music
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Wine, Women and ?
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Spell-struck
It isn't often that a website comes up with typos like these but when they do, it's worth archiving... the headline in this article on a child of Indian origin winning a spelling bee has a spelling error in its headline! Ironical but comical as well...and even after 24 hours, Rediff hadn't corrected it. By the time you read this, they may have; hence, the screen-grab.
Monday, June 02, 2008
Seven Pedias
Meanwhile, there are these:
Any favourites anyone?
Five People
On days like these, thankfully there are people to look forward to.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
The Camel and the Sphinx
The sexual urge of the camel is greater than anyone thinks
And can only be gratified fully by going to bed with the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's magnificent orifice
Is choked by the sands of the Nile.
Hence the hump on the back of the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile!
Chholey Manchurian
Or paneer with noodles?
And a rossogolla for dessert thereafter... no bread or naan... it's a BYOB (Bring Your Own Bread) place.
China meets Punjab meets Bengal occasionally in the lunch room of my workplace.
We're truly glocal.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Google Death
Which then takes the wandering mind to Gharonda:
And from there to John Donne.
The question is: will Google ever be able to make these actually-not-so-random connections when you search for 'death' and end up with about 581,000,000' results of which the first is this, according to which I will die in 2019?
Am I over-obsessed with death? Worry not folks 'cause as Donne wrote: '...death, thou shalt die.'